HANCOCK GOBBLES COCK DOWN UNDER

Matt Hancock wants to go into I’m A Celeb to ‘raise awareness’ of dyslexia and show his “human side”. In case any of you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years. He was the health secretary during the COVID pandemic. He oversaw the UK having one of the highest death tolls in the world from Covid-19, and he broke his own lockdown rules to get his dick sucked. While the rest of us lost precious time with loved ones, couldn’t be by their bedside when they took their last breath, or even attend their funerals. He cheated on his wife, and he broke up his children’s family unit. He lied about protecting care homes, he lied about PPE. He lined his VIP mate’s pockets.

Let’s get this straight… It’s not about raising awareness and it’s not about his ‘human side’. It’s a PR stunt to whitewash his image and boost his profile so he can cash in on the grotesque book he’ll be releasing in due course about the pandemic.

I don’t agree with the calls to have him axed from the show and I won’t be signing any of the petitions regarding this. Because nothing will make me happier than seeing Hancock having to chow down on kangaroo testicles on the daily